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Post by TexasIceMan on Feb 20, 2013 18:36:19 GMT -5
...and: "They should not be used by pregnant women".
[It is too hard to get them out of the bucket seats!]
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Post by Big-birds-ride on Feb 21, 2013 15:17:07 GMT -5
I went to some car shows over the winter months. At first I looked at some V8 engine, custom tube frame Cobra replica cars with really proud owners.
Then I went to a Bradley GT car show. I didn’t find anything I didn’t like, but every car had a pair of tennis shoes behind the seat.
The last one I looked in did not have any shoes behind the seat. Disappointed, I found the owner and said: "Well, there’s something missing."
The owner puzzled asks: "What?"
I said: "All the other Bradleys I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes behind the seat of every car!"
Smiling the owners says: "That's so they can walk home when it breaks down…I always trailer mine around!”
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Post by Dan MacMillan on Feb 21, 2013 17:43:24 GMT -5
Those are not tennis shoes. They are driving shoes. You need the right shoe to fit between the gas and the brake. As for the trailer queen owner, I guess he has no faith in his work. Build them to drive.
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Post by Big-birds-ride on Feb 22, 2013 14:00:35 GMT -5
Oh noooo I am in trouble...  the global moderator has spoken...and I really do have a pair of tennis shoes that are just for driving my Bradley, not the big soled, cushy kind, these are no frills and narrow so I can get my foot on the brake pedal and gas pedal. And I drove by and egged that trailer queen...  |
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Post by Dan MacMillan on Feb 22, 2013 14:58:21 GMT -5
Right on.
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Post by Jeff Troy on Feb 22, 2013 18:09:39 GMT -5
Tennis sneakers?
I built my GT in 1976, and it now has 645,000 actual miles behind it it.
It may be a boardwalk ride with a license plate, but build one right and a Bradley can drive just fine.
Warmest regards,
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Post by Big-birds-ride on Feb 26, 2013 17:36:26 GMT -5
Three guys were driving along on a warm day with all the windows down, when the engine suddenly stopped running.
The race car engineer said, the engines blown, we need a new motor.
The electrical engineer said, no, it's just the wires or a dead battery.
The Microsoft engineer said, no, just close all the windows and restart
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Post by Big-birds-ride on Feb 26, 2013 17:39:07 GMT -5
Ok...
A man pushes his VW powered kit car into a gas station. He tells the mechanic, "It just suddenly died."
After working on the car for only a few minutes the mechanic had it running smoothly.
The owner asks, "how did you fix it??"
The mechanic replies, "it was nothing really, Just crap in the carburetor."
After a moment of contemplation, the owner asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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the global moderator has spoken...and I really do have a pair of tennis shoes that are just for driving my Bradley, not the big soled, cushy kind, these are no frills and narrow so I can get my foot on the brake pedal and gas pedal. And I drove by and egged that trailer queen... 
